Based on an ancient story, overheard and reimagined — the epitome of urban legends. The woodsman was the hero of the tale after all, But most Grimm tales come with a few twists to feed the imagination!
All we know for a fact is that he chucked more wood than a woodchuck chucked, the rest is as much a figment of imagination as many tabloid newspapers. "Speculate with loose language to whip up our outrage."
A breaking story hasn't had enough time to become balanced and well investigated. But proper journalism doesn't get us all excited as it leaves less room for our imaginations to run riot!
Is it all enough to drive you to run off and live in the wild? Find an isolated cabin and live off the land?
Original illustration for Conquer Gear ® by Tomoya Hiramatsu.
Unisex Organic Standard Cut T-Shirt
100% Organic cotton, 5.6 oz / 190 g
Our classic Unisex organic garment fit but with a heavier weight weave!
A classically shaped t-shirt, with a standard length body, arms, and neckline.
It's the most standard of standard all right! The equivalent of the house wine in T-shirt form. (Organic wine though obvs)
100% Organic Product,
90% reduced Carbon Footprint,
'Fair Wear Foundation' made, for peace of mind in manufacturing.
Made with ethical trade and justice for workers. We don't want to make a garment covered in tears, no matter how rebellious our images are!
Illustrated by artists, ethically produced!